ZERO TOLERANCE CHRISTMAS CARD PACK£6.00 – £7.50
'Tis the season to be gloomy....
Create a contrast to the inevitable seasonal cheer with a grim greeting card this Christmas. Printed on high quality materials with an ultra glossy black finish, the Zero Tolerance Christmas card is sold in packs of 5 and is the perfect way to wish friends and family tidings of comfort and joy, albeit in a suitably unfestive way...
The front of the card reads:
May your dreams be morbid and dark
And may all your Christmases be black
Inside message reads:
Wishing you a miserable day
Pack of 5: £6 + p&p
1st class recorded delivery (UK only) is £1.50 extra